laughing-nancy:

bellastarkideve:

ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works

woop

well that was anticlimatic wait

wait

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

What that is dumb and does not happen.

Look, check it out.

See, not much diff-

Wait, what-

the fuck.

You guys are being dumbs

That does not happen in real life watch

See I told you

Wait a

who am i

you guys this is straight up bullshit

i’ll prove it to you all right now ok

you see, like i said, it’s total bull—

…oh what the hell…

the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!

…….

hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~

omg jeannine you win

Huh. You women and your woman problems.

Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola

Wait wtf

You guys are amateurs

let me show you how this is done

ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting

…

well, that works too

okay you amateurs

 let me show you how it’s done

I’m now River Song

shhh spoilers

What the hell?

I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?

Ok, so far so good…

IT GOT EVEN BETTER

SCREAMS

I LOVE YOU GUYS WHOEVER THAT IS ADDING THESE IN OMG 

(Source: sassylesbianluka)

unleashingstars:

let me admire this. o.o

Reaction to waking up to birds singing outside your window

wowfunniestposts:

Expectations:

Reality:

FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts

(Source: ifeelmytimehascome)

haappilyeveraafter:

All the timeee

Happy New Year!!!!

(Source: chillcaldy)

hahahaahah

(Source: weirdspartan)

hahaha! lmao!

mcdan:

GOOD LUCK SA ATING LAHAT NGAYONG FINALS!

buhayuste:

Awesome Advertisements

randomness-is-epic:

(Source: breadpao)

Isang araw sa NPA

Hinanap ng NPA sina juan, pedro, at jose..
.
.
Nagtago ang 3 sa mga sako bodega ng kamote..
.
.
NPA: san na kaya yung tatlo?
(nakita ang unang sako at sinipa)
jose: aw aw
NPA: ay aso lang pala.
(Nakita ang pangalawang sako at sinipa)
Pedro: meow meow
NPA: ay pusa lang pala.
(nakita ang pangatlong sako at sinipa)
juan: (walang imik)

(Sinipa uli ng NPA ang sako) 

Juan: (di parin umiimik)

(Sinipa ulit nang sinipa ng npa ang sako at nagalit na si juan) 

Juan: T*ng ina mo! Kamote ako! Wala akong sounds! G*go!

hahahahaha!!! OWMEGED

Dionisia’s Wish

Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.

Aling Dionisia: Talaga?…gusto ko gumanda!

Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.

Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?

Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako.

renzmaramba:

hahahahah……

MAY ISANG BATANG LALAKE NA BUMIBILI SA TINDAHAN.

“MANONG! MANONG! PABILI NG GRAPES?!”

“AY! SORRY WALA KAMING GARAPES DITO!!!!”

“OH SIGE PO”

NEXT DAY: SAME SHOP

“MANONG PABILI NGA PO NG GRAPES.”

“WLA KAMING GRAPES NGA!”

“OK”

NEXT DAY: SAME SHOP

“MANONG PABILI PO NG GRAPES!”

“WLA NGA KAMING GRAPES!”

NEXT DAY: SAME SHOP

“MANONG GRAPES!”

“KAW HA! NANG IINIS KA BA???!!!!! PINA PAGALIT MO AKO AH!!!!! SABING WALANG GRAPES DITO!!!! PAG BUMILI KA PA NG GRAPES BUKAS SIGURADONG I-I STAPLERIN KO YANG BIBIG MO!!!! SIGE ALIS!!!!”

NEXT DAY: SAME SHOP

“HI MANONG! *SWEET SMILE* MY STAPLER KAYO?”

“WALA BAKIT?”

“PABILI NGA PO NG GRAPES!”

haha!pasaway!

renzmaramba:

kulit ng bata no…..